Thanks, everyone. I don't think we caught any air, but the Evoque sure handles the sand like a champ.
This is my first SUV and my first 4x4 so I'm still learning about what we can and cannot do. The little beastie was covered in sand and seaweed, but we took her to the spray and wash so she's all better now.
I can't believe I've had this car for two weeks already